John...my five year old boyfriend

So John is my nephew and he is five years old. For some odd reason he thinks that me and him are going to get married. His family recently moved about an hour away from me, so for his first day of school I went down to visit. I have never been around to see someone's first day of school, it was fun to see how excited he was. Also later on the same day John had his first Soccer game, I think he might have been more excitied about the soccer game than school. He was actually really good for never playing before. But now when he talks to me, he tells me that he isn't good because he hasn't scored yet. So when I'm around I try to play soccer with him. John is a funny kid and he would be the perfect boyfriend if he wasn't five and my nephew. Every time I come to visit he comes running at me to give me the biggest hug and kiss. John always wants to sit with me to watch T.V. or to do whatever. Some of my friends think it is so funny that he wants to marry me as soon as he gets older. I think it is great, it is nice to be so loved, even if he is only five year old.